Lockdown Special

What up guys!! getting bored with nothing to do and all locked up inside?? Well to pass the time you have obvious options

1. Do something productive…get a hobby, or brush up on skills that you always wanted to have but never could cuz you were busy bitching about how you have no time to do all those things…but who am I kidding…doing something productive…meh!!! that is so much effort and who is really interested in doing that.

2. Well you can always binge watch Netflix or something…oh!! no you have exhausted your daily data limit… Oh! you poor thing. And wait you have to actually get Netflix for that and we all know we are too broke to actually do that…

3. Read some amazing book series for once...

4. Still not sure what to do?? well here’s some of the ideas which you can do without actually having to get from your bed…cuz I know how much we all hate that…I used to be the same, procrastinator…that was a joke guys I’m still a very proud procrastinator.

You know your mind is all you need to have fun…see I’m the type of person who can think for a hours on a end and still not get bored…But alas! That requires having a mind…oops! **smiles like a maniac at my own stupid joke… so what do I do when I get bored…

Think about things, like…thing which are never going to happen…For example…find creative ways to propose to your crush

Or find funny ways to reject proposals…cuz we all know that’s not going to happen…

Find creative to kill your ex…Oh! Wait you don’t have one, Then find creative ways to kill that professor who gives way too many assignments or scolds on coming late to class or you just hate him for no apparent reason or your boss or that know-it-all we all hate or an enemy, who knows when you might be in need of one. Just kidding guys...or am I??

Get creative and come up with your own curse words

Stalk your crush or crushes….oh wait you were already doing that

Play charades or cards

Now for all those people who don’t find their own company entertaining enough…we got this list of simple yet funny pranks that you can pull on others to make your time in quarantine a interesting…of course at the expense of making others perfectly normal life a complete nightmare…

List of stupid things to do during quarantine

Go out because we all know that’s stupid. But on a serious note guys don’t do it...if not for yourself then for us…

Do a little good deed and when your sibling ask for a glass of water give her that….but where’s fun in that you ask??? who said to give her a glass of water…give her water that has some vinegar or salt or you know what add both or anything you can find in kitchen that won’t make the water look suspicious. Now whats wrong in giving a good refreshment on a summer day…right??

If u are at home freak you mom out by breaking some waste bottles or playing the sound of something breaking and then say you broke her expensive china…and then don’t clean up the mess (Thats gotta be fun)…but seriously guys if you love your life clean up that mess.

Feeling brave?? change your dad’s alarm tone to some weird noise…and then put up various alarms for early morning…here’s your revenge to all the lectures you got in your childhood for waking up early on a Sunday morning. Or you could write funny stuff on his face while he’s taking a nap.

Call ur friends and then cut it just as they pick up and see if they call u back…and if they care enough to do…give them a lecture about importance of staying inside or seriousness of the whole situation…that’s gonna earn you a sack load of curses…

Or gather your friends around not around you physically obviously…just challenge all your friends to prank call a random number and see who can engage the other person over the phone the longest… would be really fun if you tell him/her to record the call and send it or if you can manage a conference call…

Or you know text anyone from the olx or such apps and ask them about their products…give them hope and then burst their happy bubble of making a best deal!!!

Well this was my list of fun and stupid things to do during quarantine.

Share it with your friends and drop comments about what you liked the most or tell me how did it go when you tried them…