STUFF THAT WE ALL PULLED OFF AT SCHOOL(OR ATLEAST THOUGHT ABOUT IT...)

SCHOOL LIFE A GOLDEN PERIOD FOR ALL OF US. (INSERT MORE CLICHE SCHOOL LIFE LINES)

LET'S GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT BECAUSE I AM REALLY BAD AT GIVING INTROS.

HERE IS A LIST OF BULLSHIT WHICH WE ALL HAVE DONE OR THOUGHT OF DOING AT SCHOOL(TOPPERS AND THE QUIET INTROVERT KIDS CAN STAY AWAY)

1.SAVE EVERYONE FROM A TERRORIST ATTACK-

YES, TERRORISM IS A SERIOUS ISSUE, BUT WE HAVE TO ADMIT THAT MOST OF US HAVE IMAGINED OURSELVES AS SUPERHEROES SAVING OUR SCHOOL FROM TERRORIST ATTACK.

NO MATTER HOW WIMPY AS A STUDENT WE WERE, BUT THIS THOUGHT OF SAVING THE WHOLE SCHOOL ALWAYS GAVE US STRENGTH.                                                                                         

2.THAT IS SOME NICE FOOD YOU GOT OVER THERE. GIVE IT TO ME!-

TRING! TRING! THE BELL HAS RUNG AND IT IS THE LUNCH BREAK. THAT MEANS, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MORE INTERESTED IN YOUR FRIEND'S LUNCH BOX RATHER THAN YOURS.IF THERE IS PASTA, IT BELONGS TO YOU, IF THERE IS PIZZA IF IT BELONGS TO YOU, IF THE FRIEND IS NOT WILLING TO SHARE, IT DEFINITELY BELONGS TO YOU.

                                           

3.EXPLOSION IN CHEMISTRY LAB-

FINALLY, THE DAY HAS ARRIVED, YOU ARE GOING TO THE CHEMISTRY LAB TO HEAR HYDROGEN GAS BURN WITH A POP SOUND. DEEP DOWN  YOU AND THE BOIS/GURLZZ KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. YOU HAVE SEEN ON YOUTUBE THAT SODIUM+ WATER DOES COOL STUFF, YOU HAVE YOUR WATER BOTTLE WITH YOU. BUT AS YOU REACH THE LAB, ALL OF YOU ARE MADE TO SIT AWAY FROM YOUR FRIENDS, BAG/BOTTLES HAVE TO BE KEPT OUT AND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SIT 10 KM AWAY FROM THE LAB ASSISTANT WHILE HE BRINGS A MATCHSTICK NEAR THE MOUTH OF THE HYDROGEN CONTAINING FLASK.

EXPLODING THE CHEMISTRY LAB IS STILL AN UNFULFILLED DREAM FOR MANY OF US.

                                                   

                                                    

4.SCREAMING AT THE SCHOOL BUS PASSING BY-

FINALLY THE DAY HAS ENDED AND YOU GET TO GO HOME. WAIT A MINUTE, ANOTHER SCHOOL BUS IS PASSING BY ON THE ROAD. YOU START SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS, EVERYONE IN THE BUS FOLLOWS. THERE IS SHOUTING FROM THE OTHER BUS TOO. 

THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST STRESS BUSTER(AND A WAY TO LEARN NOT SO GOOD NEW WORDS)

HERE IS WHAT MISCHIEVOUS STUFF, OUR TEAM DID AT SCHOOL-

PRASHANT-CUT OFF HIS TEACHER'S BIKE'S PETROL PIPE

PRASHANT(PART 2 THE CONCLUSION)-HE LIVED IN A RESIDENTIAL SCHOOL WHERE GOING OUT WAS RESTRICTED. ONCE HE TOOK PERMISSION TO GO TO A MARKET 2KM AWAY BUT WENT 8 KM AWAY WITH HIS FRIENDS, ON THEIR RETURN, SOME TEACHERS SAW THEM AND THEY WERE SUSPENDED FOR A MONTH.

PURVA- LOCKED A BOY IN WASHROOM BECAUSE HE WAS SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT HER.( TO THAT BOY IF HE IS READING THIS, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE AND FOLLOW THE BLOG)

AKSHAT-TORE HIS SCIENCE ANSWER SHEET IN FRONT OF HIS TEACHER FOR GETTING LESS MARKS(TRIGGERED NIBBA)

SHRESTH- BROKE TEST TUBES BY MIXING CHEMICALS AND MADE THE FLOOR BLACK( TIME TO BE JEALOUS OF THIS GUY)

RISHITA-KILLED A TROUBLESOME BOY BY ATTACKING FROM BEHIND(OR HIT HIM, I DON'T KNOW, I AM TOO SCARED TO ASK NOW)

MAITRI- RAN AWAY FROM SCHOOL DURING LUNCH BREAK IN UKG, HER MOTHER WAS A TEACHER IN THAT SCHOOL(BHAAG MILKHA BHAAG PREQUEL STORY LEAKED)

AYAN- SCHOOL ANNOUNCED THAT IT WAS COMPULSORY TO WEAR WINTER UNIFORM, HE ALONG WITH SOME FRIENDS FORGOT TO DO SO. HIS CLASS WAS FAMOUS FOR ITS UNITY SO THEY ALL WENT TO THE ASSEMBLY WITHOUT SWEATERS WHICH MADE THE SCHOOL CHANGE ITS RULES.(INSERT FUNNY TEXT)

GURKREET- IN CLASS 3, WAS STANDING NEAR THE WINDOW, THE TEACHER ASKED HER TO SIT DOWN AT HER PLACE, SHE SAID,"WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME?" (ARNAB GOSWAMI LITE)

I KNOW MOST OF THESE SOUND FAKE AND UNBELIEVABLE. IF YOU DECIDE TO BELIEVE IT, THEN GOOD, IF YOU DON'T

                                             

                                                 

BYE