The gods of roasting

MANY PEOPLE WERE UNHAPPY WITH THE COLOURS, SO HERE WE ARE, BACK TO BLACK AND WHITE.

ROASTING IS A WORD WITH WHICH ALL OF US HAVE BECOME FAMILIAR THESE DAYS. PEOPLE HAVE STARTED MAKING IT AS A CAREER ON YOUTUBE AND OTHER SIMILAR PLATFORMS(IS THERE ANY OTHER THOUGH...?)

BUT WHO IS THE BEST ONE IS THIS GUY?

                                       

MAYBE FOR SOME LUCKY ONES, BUT LET'S TAKE A LOOK ON OUR FAMILY TREE. THERE THEY ARE! YES, OUR PARENTS. FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME PARENTS ARE KNOWN TO TAUNT, MOCK AND ROAST THEIR OFF SPRINGS EVERY FEW DAYS. HERE IS A LIST OF TAUNTS AND JOKES WHICH ARE USED BY PARENTS-

                                    

• WEATHER IS COLD, YOU ARE BEING COMFORTABLE ON YOUR BED AND SUDDENLY YOUR MOTHER ASKS ORDERS YOU TO GO AND BATH. YOU REFUSE BY SAYING"KAL BHI TO NAHAYA THA" (I TOOK A BATH JUST YESTERDAY)                THIS IS COUNTERED BY THE EPIC REPLY"KAL KHAYA BHI TO THA, AAJ MAT KHAA"(YOU ALSO ATE YESTERDAY, SO  NO NEED TO EAT TODAY). 10 MINUTES LATER YOU ARE IN THE BATHROOM BROODING.                                                                                                                                                                               
• YOU ARE PLAYING AN ONLINE GAME AND SUDDENLY YOUR FATHER ASKS FOR A GLASS OF WATER. YOU ARE IN A TOUGH SITUATION WHERE A SMALL MISTAKE CAN MAKE YOU LOSE THE GAME SO YOU ASK HIM TO WAIT FOR A FEW MINUTES AND THEN COMES THE REPLY," YES, YES, GAME IS MORE IMPORTANT. WHATEVER WAS SHOWN IN BAGHBAN WAS TRUE. WHEN WE WILL GET OLD, LEAVE US IN AN OLD AGE HOME AND KEEP PLAYING GAMES OK?"                                                             
• WE ARE ALL TRAPPED INSIDE OUR HOMES SO IT IS COMMON FOR US TO GET HUNGRY EVERY 10 SECONDS. AND WHERE DO WE GO WHEN WE ARE HUNGRY? TO OUR MOTHER. BUT OF COURSE IT IS NOT THAT EASY TO GET A HAPPY MEAL.IMMEDIATELY YOU GET A REPLY," YES! YES! I AM ONLY HERE FOR COOKING AND CLEANING. GOD KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN AFTER I HAVE GONE AWAY. NOW WHY ARE YOU STANDING HERE. GO COOK SOMETHING YOURSELF!"AND SO WE ENTER THE KITCHEN, STRUGGLING TO FIND WHERE EVERYTHING IS.AND THEN WHEN WE SOMEHOW COOK SOMETHING, THE KITCHEN LOOKS LIKE IT HAS SEEN AN APOCALYPSE.                                                                                                     *ENTER MOTHER* 

       "HEY BHAGWAN JITNA BANAYA NHI UTNA TO FAILAYA HAI!(OH GOD! YOU HAVE CREATED A MESS INSTEAD OF MAKING FOOD!"

 NOW YOU ARE ANNOYED AND HUNGRY

                                                

• THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE MAKING A MISTAKE WHILE TELLING YOU SOMETHING. DO NOT... I REPEAT DO NOT CORRECT THEM UNLESS IT IS ABOUT A WHATSAPP FORWARD. "AB TU HAMEIN SIKHAYEGA? ITNA BADA HO GYA HAI?(NOW YOU WILL TELL US? YOU ARE THAT BIG NOW?)" IS ALWAYS READY.                                            
• "MOM I WANT SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!"                                                                           "YES YES! WAIT, LET ME ORDER SOMETHING FROM 5 STAR HOTEL! THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAVE TO SLEEP HUNGRY AND THIS PRINCE/PRINCESS WANTS PIZZA BURGER!".                     SO THAT WAS IT. DO TELL US HOW YOUR PARENTS TAUNT YOU.