THE BIRTH OF THE NEW BIRTHDAYS

 AS A CHILD, WHAT WAS YOUR IDEAL BIRTHDAY PARTY?

CAKES, GAMES, FOOD, FRIENDS? YES... THESE WERE IMPORTANT BUT WHAT WAS THE X FACTOR? THE ONE THING WHICH WILL PROVIDE YOU A 100% SATISFACTION?
GIFTS(FOR THE HOST) AND RETURN GIFTS(FOR THE GUEST)

I STILL REMEMBER THAT WHENEVER I HAD TO LEAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY EARLIER THAN THE OTHERS, I USED TO GO TO THE PARENTS OF MY FRIENDS AND SAY," I AM GOING" WITH A BIT OF AN EXTRA EMPHASIS ON THE WORD GOING SO THAT THEY DON'T FORGET THE SPECIAL PACKED STUFF FOR THE KID GOING HOME! IT DIDN'T MATTER EVEN IF THE RETURN GIFT WAS JUST A FANCY PENCIL.

WELL, THIS WAS THE CHILDHOOD STUFF. NOW, AFTER 18 SUCCESSFUL REVOLUTIONS AROUND THE SUN, BIRTHDAYS SEEM MORE LIKE A REGULAR DAY WITH MIDNIGHT CAKE AND GETTING BEATEN UP BY FRIENDS(MY BACK STILL HURTS WHEN I THINK ABOUT THIS).
ONE THING WHICH HAS NOT CHANGED FOR MANY PEOPLE IS THAT HE DID NOT WISH ME SO I WILL ALSO NOT WISH HIM(I CAN ASSURE YOU ALL THAT I DON'T DO THIS😀)

WELL, CORONA IS GOING TO CHANGE ALL OF THIS, BOTH FOR THE SMALL CHILDREN AND BIG CHILDREN(ADOLOSENDJS SORRY, I DON'T REMEMBER THE SPELLING)
FORTUNATELY, I HAVE ATTENDED BOTH KINDS OF PARTIES IN THE LAST 1 MONTH SO I CAN TELL WHAT HAS CHANGED-

1. WHO ARE YOU?(SMALL KID PARTY)

THE BIRTHDAY BOY WAS NOT ABLE TO IDENTIFY HIS FRIENDS BECAUSE OF THE MASKS WHICH WAS HILARIOUS, BEFORE THE FOOD EATING CEREMONY, THERE WAS A LINE OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM FOR WASHING HANDS, IT WAS GIVING OFF SCHOOL ASSEMBLY VIBES. THE CHILDREN WERE MADE TAKE ONE ARM DISTANCE WITH EACH OTHER.NO HAND SHAKES AND HUGS TOOK PLACE.

2. BORED (BIG KID PARTY)

RULE NUMBER 1 OF BIG KID PARTY? DON'T TURN ON THE TV. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PS4 FIFA TOURNAMENT, BUT THEN SHARING OF CONTROLLERS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA SO WATCHING KRRISH IT WAS. NO ONE HAD ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE NO ONE DID ANYTHING FOR 3 MONTHS, THE VARIOUS FAKE STUNTS PULLED OFF DURING ONLINE CLASSES BECAME BORING AFTER SOMETIME. HERE TOO, THE HAND WASHING PROGRAMME TOOK PLACE. THERE WAS NO PARTY ATMOSPHERE, INSTEAD THERE WAS EVERYONE HAS FAILED IN CLASS 10TH MATHS ATMOSPHERE. 

3. I MISS THEM (SMALL AND BIG KID PARTY)

OF COURSE, WE CAN'T INVITE THE FRIENDS LIVING OUTSIDE THE APARTMENT. SO THE PARTIES WERE LIMITED TO ONLY 4-5 KIDS. A VIDEO CALL WITH ALL OF THEM WAS REALLY NOT ENOUGH FOR THE BIRTHDAY KID.

CONCLUSION

2020 IS BAD BUT CHINA IS BADDER.

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